Softball

Happy Birthday Apple

Farve

The Juice

A killer is on the loose in my hometown!

I wonder if his girlfriend can get life insurance.

NBA Rigged

I've been saying the NBA has been rigged for years... now we have an insider saying the same thing. I always said it was about extending series for ratings purposes.

Tim Donaghy told authorities in a four-page letter released Tuesday that two officials conspired to fix the outcome of a 2002 playoff series and influenced several other post- and regular-season games.

I knew the Kings got robbed in 2002.

Happy Anniversary Roxy

10 good years

NFFF

Bear vs. Man

My money is on the bear.

Geedi

Happy Mother's Day

Family Circus

"Daddy, I want to vote for David Enchilada."

-Jane Normal, 5-6-08

Andy Bernard's Xterra

If you're in the market for a used SUV. Andy Bernard's 2001 Xterra now owned by Dwight Schrute is being sold on eBay. I might bid on it. Here it is.

PPE

Just the good ol' boys

A lot of you might not know this, but Joe roomed with John Schneider during the one year he attended Jamestown College. They were two peas in a pod, those two. Made their way the only way they knew how. T'was just a little bit more than the law would allow.

WACC

Check out my sweet graph.

99 Point Word

Thanks to unasked's 99 points, Joe's winning.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris

Don't bother if you are trying to find Chuck Norris. You won't find him... but he'll find you.

You need to click I'm Feeling Lucky.

Finally

FF History

Here

Jimmy Jam has FF roots.

Thank You for Reading

Cinderella's Dead

False Alarm

Still waiting for you to propose Brad.

The Knot

Congratulations to Brad and Angelina. I'm sorry I couldn't be there on your big day.

Stephen Curry

I love this guy. (Not in a romantic way)

i am the walrus koo koo kachoo

Amy Walker Schizophrenic

I think I saw her at Epcot Center.

CD White

Chad Daniels is on Comedy Central tonight at 10/ 9 Central.

Ski-U-Mah

We are great. In your face, Wisconsin!

Ratatouille

Mujahadin

Here's a photo of me of when I fought with the Northern Alliance a few years ago in Afghanistan. That's me fifth from the end on the left. (Click the photo to enlarge)

The right man for the job.

If any would-be summer employers are out there doing background checks on Joe in cyberspace, I can assure you that he is clean, a professional in every sense of the word. What’s more, B-school has fully equipped him to increase your organization’s bandwidth and leverage the strengths of your platform in paradigm-changing ways to create powerful synergies across organizational boundaries. Just look at the guy...

Hilarious

Did someone die?

Best Quotes:
"I wasn't expecting to wake up on March 4th, which is his number... and have to deal with this loss"
"I asked Brett Farve into my heart."
"he was the best thing that ever happened to us."
"It's like losing part of your family."
"my heart stopped."

New Episodes are coming...April 10

Dwight: I just feel like we need something more to acknowledge when I make a sale.

Andy: Yes like a chime or a bell...

Dwight: Go to my car. Open the trunk. Inside you will see many pelts. Under the smallest one is a case. Inside that case is a bear horn. Bring it to me.

Andy: Yes!

Too Much Fun and Games

It was a rough weekend.

Moss & Culpepper Again

A side of fava beans and a bottle of Chianti

My fifteenth favorite movie of all time: Dumb and Dumber

I hope you're happy now Buxton.

For the top 14 click here.

Great Maze

Click here to check out this online maze. I couldn't get past the fourth level. Make sure you turn the volume up to get the full experience.

Best Ever

New Gopher's Stadium

The video is a bit long. We Gopher fans have been suffering even longer.

Gophers Recruiting Class Ranked 16 Nationally

"In all, Brewster's 2008 class includes seven four-star prospects (on a scale of five), according to Rivals.com rankings, and will finish in the Top 25 nationally. By comparison, from 2002-2007, the Gophers signed only four four-star recruits total and had an average national ranking of 54."

-Star Tribune

Unbelievable

Re: NKOTB

Just in case anyone tuned out during the 90s and missed the New Kids On The Block, 98 degrees, 'N Sync, and the Backstreet Boys, here's a nice little summary of all of their collective works:

David and Goliath

NKOTB

Two Good 2007 Foreign Films

The Lives of Others: German
Moliere: French

Prince Akeem Loves Eli Manning

Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big “H”. It was a most ripping victory. -Prince Akeem

Eli Manning

I can't believe these guys made it.

My Daddy Can Beat Up Your Daddy

The New Normal

Joe Normal's MPR Interview

American Gladiators

Troy Williamson

Troy Williamson

The Slopes

League Champions

Santa Breaking into Chez Normal

We've had enough of this guy so we decided to set up a camera and catch him.

Two Points

You're Nothin' but a Fraud!

Happy Birthday Mom

What could have been

This was going to be your year, Joe.

Right Brained or Left Brained

Click here to find out.

Normal Conversations of Late (The Instant Messenger Version)

Roxy Normal: there is a super annoying mouse scratching under the cupboards below the sink area
Roxy Normal: that's where you slid in a package of poison.
joe Normal: We should get a cat
joe Normal: rent a cat
joe Normal: or call an exterminator
Roxy Normal: i hate cats more than I hate mice
joe Normal: how much do they cost?
Roxy Normal: mice don't rub up on people's legs
joe Normal: there is no comparison between the two
joe Normal: I prefer cats to disease infested mice
joe Normal: you cant be serious
Roxy Normal: mice don't carry diseases.
Roxy Normal: rats do.
joe Normal: then let's just leave the mice be. the kids will love them
Roxy Normal: I didn't say I like mice. I said I hate cats more than I hate mice.
joe Normal: you pretty much said you like living with mice
Roxy Normal: Not true.

Faves

Dancing the Charleston

Another One Bites the Dust

Steve walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust

Are you getting the munchies?

Happy Thanksgiving

“A lot of people have asked me how the Schrutes enjoy the traditional holiday of ‘Thanksgiving.’ The answer is simple. We do not. Celebrating a holiday that encourages blind appreciation for everything and anything in a person’s life diminishes the rare instances that a person is truly thankful for something, i.e. when that person is pulled from a well they may have fallen into. Giving thanks is also a sign of weakness.”

-Dwight K. Schrute

Hey

Wasted Hours of my Life

As I watch this I instinctively know where he should jump.

Remember, Remember The Fifth of November

Click here to remind yourself.

Darth Vader--who knew?

PollPub.com Vote

Which of these public figures commonly compared to Darth Vader is the most Vadery?

Bill Belichik, Head Coach of the New England Patriots
Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States
Martha Stewart, Home Living Corporate Mogul
None of these figures is like Vader, particularly choice #2



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All Hallows Eve

Young T-Wolves

I'm excited about the up-coming Wolves season. They have a new crop of 3 1/2 ft players straight out of junior high school. Should be good.

They call me "Trinity"

Trinity University (TX) v. Millsaps College. 15 laterals to victory. I was at the game.
Actually, I wasn't. But I'm a huge Trinity fan.
OK, I've never heard of them, but I did see "They Call Me Trinity" (20 years ago).



Click here for a tribute to the spaghetti western cult classic.

Fave Blog Entrys

To celebrate 500 Family Normal contributions to society we here at the FN want to reminisce about funnier days gone by. What was you favorite Family Normal adventure? Vote in the comment section.
Here are a few of my favorites...
Evolution of a Signature
Stuck
I Jumped the Fence...
Guess Who's Prego?
Fat Momma and Her Cute Pink Offspring...
Idea for Tonight's Dinner
Lil' Timmy. The Sequel (Trailer)
Comics
Shuban Biyo
The Normal Family Film Festival (The month of June)
RIP
Storming the Bastille

Clint Eastwood's: The Office

Schrute Farms

It's a great B & B. Check it out at Trip Advisor.

Disco Fever

Hot Juicy Burger!

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Tempered Steel

I'm starting a chapter here and looking for new recruits.

Live Blogging

He just waved at me... because I was staring.

I was stunned at how short he was.

Congress

I'm sitting 5 feet from Keith Ellison at Dunn Brothers as I write this.

After Louis Farrakhan he is probably the most famous American Muslim.

Best Running Back in the League

Hilarious

Best Video on the Web

Miss Douglas County.

Freak

Joe Normal stars in: Unnecessary Force

Coming to a theater near you.

Old Man Normal, 1973 Drag Queen