On Vacation from my Problems

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!

The Right Gator

I'm happy Garnett's still on the team.

Successful Marketing Campaign

The power of envy.

7th Inning Stretch

En Vacance

Be back later.

GPK

The Champ

Leg Grappling from massy on Vimeo

Leg Grappling

And the Winner is...

After the votes are read the decision is final and the losers will be asked to leave the Family Normal immediately. I'll go tally the votes.

2 votes for Pharma Ad
1 vote for Boy Devouring Banana
2 votes for The Job Interview
2 votes by possibly the same guy plus a confusing 3rd vote for Adventures in Geocaching

The winner of the Golden Liger and the Normal Family Film Festival, potentially by voter fraud but never-the-less is, Adventures in Geocaching by iGrindel. He has won in an upset. Congratulations to iGrindel.

I'd like to thank our sponsors Pig Newton, "I want a Pig Newton." And The Family Normal.



I'd also like to thank my parents, Jesus and Ayn Rand.









The First Ever Normal Family Film Festival is now officially over. It's been fun. Thanks for making it a success. We'll do it again.

Time to Vote

Cast your vote for your favorite film by writing it in the comment section. The winner will receive the Golden Liger.

Fool

Thanks to Mack Daddy Taddei for this film.

The Job Interview

Thanks to Joe Normal for this film. You're welcome.





The Job Interview from massy on Vimeo

NFFF Day 3 Complete

Day 3 has come to a close here at the NFFF. It was thankfully an uneventful day compared to yesterday's hostage situation. There were some great after-parties last night. Thanks to our roving gossip columnists who reported on their happenings.

Tomorrow is the last day to decide on your vote for the best film for the Golden Liger.

Elevation

Thanks to Wearethedeckers for the film.

Boy Devours Banana

Thanks to Mack Daddy Taddei for this film.

Adventures in Geocaching

Thanks to iGrindel for this film.

NFFF Day 2 Complete

What a crazy day here at the Normal Family Film Festival. We had a "normal" morning but the hostage crisis in the afternoon provided some drama outside the theater too. We are looking forward to the the last 3 days of the festival. We have some good films ready. Be ready to vote for your favorite on Thursday.

Hostages Free

The situation has been resolved. Russian separatists led by Crazy Ivan Basayevski were captured this afternoon by NF security forces. No hostages were harmed in the capture of Ivan.

More importantly the NFFF will continue tomorrow.

News Alert

We have an unfolding situation here at the Normal Family Film Festival. Details are still coming in but it appears as if Russian separatists have taken over the theater where A Memorable Meltdown was being shown. Authorities are on the scene. We will keep you informed. Stay tuned to the Family Normal for further details.

A Memorable Meltdown

Thanks to Lee Vang for this film.




A Memorable Meltdown from mslevang on Vimeo

NFFF Day 1 Complete

We had a great day here for day one of the NFFF. The crowds were large but we were able to accomodate everyone with only a few minor technical problems. Keep in mind the Golden Liger for the best film. We will cast our ballets on Thursday for our favorite film and the Golden Liger will be awarded on Friday.

Survivor Denver

Thanks to Mack Daddy Taddei for this film.

Paparazzi Shots at Premiere

Here's a shot of a few of the distinguished guests at a screening of Pharma Ad this morning.

-Photo courtesy of drudgereport.com

Pharma Ad

NFFF Preshow Awards

Some awards were already handed out at a luncheon on Sunday afternoon. Here is a highlight:

Normal Family Film Festival

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to the first ever Normal Family Film Festival. We have several great entries to watch for the next five days. We will preview several different genres of films and I know you will enjoy them. On Friday we will vote for the best film and the winner will receive the NFFF Golden Liger. Please hold all your votes until Friday. And as always here at the Family Normal, no wagering.

There still are some slots open if you want to submit an entry.

Extortion

It appears that the upcoming film festival has brought the shady characters into town. The following is a text message I received today:

"Talkd 2 ivan. NFFF will b sabotaged unless russian oil thru Djbt. ansr 24
hr."

As it is well known by all our relatives here at the Family Normal, we don't negotiate with terrorists. The show will go on but we must stay vigilant. Please report any suspicious activity.

NFFF on Monday

The Normal Family Film Festival starts Monday. The anticipation is killing me.
-Abby Normal

Faux-Hypnotism

This is a bit long but it's funny... It's not as good as the first ever NFFF will be next week.

1993

1993

Pong

Cool

Accent

It's for sure. I've got a Minnesota Accent. But it's the universal accent so I think it's ok.
Accent Finder

Thanks IG

Living in Second Life

Here's Maximus Fellini a.k.a. Joe Normal, living it up in Second Life (Maximus is the one with the sweet mullet on the left). (I'm not holding hands with the guy on the right either)

Frankly I don't see why it is so great except the flying part of course.

14 Years Dumber

Most Wanted

Let me know if you want to submit an entry. It's going to be great.

Fool

Getting Old Sucks

The Normals Theme

The Normals. from massy on Vimeo

NFFF Coming June 18th

Happy Anniversary

Still good after 27 years.

Pinata

Milestones

Home Construction in East Africa

Houses are almost 100% Cement and it's all poured by individual buckets.

It's amazing to watch it in live action. Click below.



Arhiba Home Construction from massy on Vimeo

Inevitable

A Classic

Bacon

First Ever Normal Family Film Festival

With the success of the Lil' Timmy franchise, I am pleased to announce the first ever Normal Family Film Festival, June 18-22, 2007.

This festival is dependent upon on the Normal Family faithful. I want your videos. Send them to me or post them somewhere and let me know. We will play them here at the Normal Family for the world to see. Whether they be one minute or twenty minutes, Action-Adventure or Mocumentary, get your movies ready. You can believe me when I say they are fun to make. Good luck.