Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Hilarious

Did someone die?

Best Quotes:
"I wasn't expecting to wake up on March 4th, which is his number... and have to deal with this loss"
"I asked Brett Farve into my heart."
"he was the best thing that ever happened to us."
"It's like losing part of your family."
"my heart stopped."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's a great tongue-in-cheek parody of Favre hagiography (from an ESPN writer):

Emotional Brett Favre cries tears of musk-scented liquid steel

Packers quarterback Brett Favre teared up during an interview last night following Green Bay's season finale -- a game that also may have served as his career finale -- and onlookers say it was the manliest display of emotion they have ever witnessed.

"One of his tears rolled off his cheek and dropped onto the grass and immediately a steel beam grew out of the ground," said one witness. "And not only that, the beam was wearing a John Deere hat."

The Normals said...

Typical Packer fans.

The Normals said...

They all sound like they had to put Brett Farve to sleep.

Anonymous said...

Brett came out of the closet during that press conference.

Phil

Anonymous said...

"he's been the best thing that's ever happened to us"

Really. I seem to remember an italian fellow who may be considered the best football ever. Did we forget about that guy? What about his quarterback?

Phil

Anonymous said...

A reality check:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=paolantonio_sal&id=3281535&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab2pos1

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Vikings fans are in a panic because they don't know who to focus their Packer-hate on anymore!