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97% of Yahoo Fantasy Golfers

You can call me a nerd, but only for this.
I'm in the 97% of all Yahoo Fantasy Golfers. I'm in 6,011th place, and I'm in 2,867th place for the second half of the golf season. I think there must be a few hundred thousand players in this. This may be my high water mark.

The Portland Kings

Yesterday I ran into several of my former basketball players playing in a tournament in Minneapolis. I used to coach a group of these young guys through the Park Board in Minneapolis. They were 10th, 11th, and 12th graders back then, now some of them are married with kids. I coached some of the guys for 3 years. We picked up right were we left off joking and laughing. It was fun.
This photo was taken in 2002.

Our digital camera is broken

Please standby.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer Impersonator on the Loose

The Grand Forks Herald reported yesterday that a man impersonating the late theologian Dietrich Bonhoeffer was recently apprehended at a Grand Forks Walmart. He was armed and dangerous. Local authorities used pepper spray to apprehend the suspect. He is said to be suffering a serious case of Rogainaholism. The addiction and abuse of the treatment for baldness.

The Dilworth Parade

They love parades around here.

Cleopatra and Friends

Here's another one for your viewing pleasure. Momma Normal is going to love hers.

They are not wearing costumes, this is what they Normally wear everyday.

A Famous Normal Family Member

I think this one is pretty accurate. It would be closer if my Uncle Jesse would also wear a toupee like Burt Reynolds. He sure could use one.

W. Look-A-Like

According to my new favorite website, Myheritage.com, the celebrity I most look like is the president... I guess this explains why several reporters have been chasing after me lately asking me about the war.

I'm glad I got Bush. My brother's look-a-like was Drew Berrymore. He's a spittin' image.

Future Farmer of America

He loved those cows.

30 Years Old Today...

Welcome to old ladyhood.

Happy Birthday Roxy.

Abscessed Tooth

Yes it's true, I have a tooth abscess. Today I went in for the first of three appointments. It's not going to be cheap either. Let's just say I could buy a decent used car instead of getting this tooth fixed... if I had the option.