
Yeah Right.

Our next door neighbor has an extreme phobia of trees. We noticed a couple weeks ago that one by one all the trees were disappearing from her yard. There was only one left, a beautiful flowering tree that shaded our terrace. I decided to visit her and ask that she please spare her last tree.
During the visit I noted a bit of mental instability. She poured 5 different kinds of perfume all over me, and promised me over and over that she wouldn’t chop down her last tree.
A few days later she chopped it down.
Yesterday my guard told me that she had come to our house and tried to break down our one lone tree that we are attempting to grow for shade. He told me that fought her off with a pole, but she threatened to return with gas and burn it!
-MK
