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Tempered Steel

I'm starting a chapter here and looking for new recruits.

Live Blogging

He just waved at me... because I was staring.

I was stunned at how short he was.

Congress

I'm sitting 5 feet from Keith Ellison at Dunn Brothers as I write this.

After Louis Farrakhan he is probably the most famous American Muslim.

Best Running Back in the League

Hilarious

Best Video on the Web

Miss Douglas County.

Freak

Joe Normal stars in: Unnecessary Force

Coming to a theater near you.

Old Man Normal, 1973 Drag Queen

Normal Family Can Can

Myanmar (Burma)

History repeating itself, or prophecy from an 80's & 90's Australian rock band?

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Will the sons of Solidarity, Still march on May Day?
Will the sisters of the seventies, Still fight for equal pay?
There's no-one on the Reeperbahn, No more blankets handed out for land.
We feed an economy, It's got blood on it's hands!
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Mountains of Burma! The road to Mandalay...
Mountains of Burma! Light years away...
In the mountains of Burma! The road to Mandalay...
In the mountains of Burma! Hope you're light years away...
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Pack your (pack your) bags full of guns and ammunition...
Bills fall (bills fall) due for the industrial revolution...
Scorch the (scorch the) earth till the earth surrenders.
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Soldiers of armies, Storm empty fields,
In a traveller's trance, On the way to the high frontier,
Sleepwalkers stumble! Cable cars run aground!
Imaginary enemies, Form high above the clouds!
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In the Mountains of Burma...
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Midnight Oil, "Mountains of Burma" off their 1990 "Blue Sky Mining" CD
(a '93 Hillcrest boys dorm staple)

K-Man

* Caught Cheating

Patriots

Voldemort

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Oprah

Been Busy Writing

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.

Vikings... Road to the Super Bowl

Family Circus- Fantasy Football Edition

"My dad's upstairs on the computer doing this giraffe (draft) thing."

-Jane, to her Grandma on the phone

Big Heads

Crack Kills

US Americans

Family Normal

Family Griffin

Feces on a Stick

Gone Fishing

Family Circus

"In the beginning God created the Heavens and the earth.
Thing 1 and Thing 2."

-Thor (He thought the reference was Thing1 and Thing 2)

Intl. English

You got to love those Germans.

Tired

It's that time of year again

RIP

I Want an Oompa Loompa Now!

Junk Bonds

Or my favorite headline from the New York Post: ‘SULTAN OF SYRINGE’

Fraud

QB Sneak

It was more than "inches", but it was still a QB sneak.

A-Rod

500 Homers. What an impressive stat.

Crazy

Family Normal Lite

We are pleased to announce the creation of the Family Normal Lite. We are prepared to offer you just as many calories but in smaller portion sizes and in fewer meals. We will offer you, the Family Normal Nation, a lighter, richer albeit less frequent selection of the finest the Normal Family has to offer. We here at the Family Normal want to thank you for your loyal support over the past year and a half. As always we will still be here but just less... And please remember to tip your waitress as you file out.

KG

So long. It's been fun. I wish you could stay around.

Video Scratch N' Sniff

Video Scratch N' Sniff from massy and Vimeo.

¡Ay Caramba! The Normals Wish You a Good Weekend

simpsonizeme.com

18 Year Old Roxy Normal

Crazy Eyes from massy and Vimeo.

PBJ Time

Jimmy Joots TD VS MSU

Get on your horse Jimmy.

Pass

We can't figure out why the baby has been crying so much lately.

New Sis

Fool

Lesson #1: Don't play fool.

Posers

For your Friday viewing pleasure.

Bonds-esque

107 hits yesterday. The Family Normal has broken its record for three consecutive days.

The Burn

From one controversial post to the next.

New Record

Yesterday was a new record for the Family Normal; 98 hits. I guess it was worth it to have another baby.

Formula for Trouble

I can't help but post this picture.

You Stay Classy San Diego

Blah. Scent. Ahh!

If you didn't like that, don't click this.

Miracle of Birth... It's a Girl by the Way

Farley Look-A-Like

Is it just me or does that baby look just like Chris Farley?

Thanks for the photo iGrindel.

Air Grindel

D-Day+3

She's not really prego.

D-Day+1

aucune

Birthing Pool

Today is the due date. Any wagers which day it will happen? I say tomorrow afternoon. A Bastille Day baby. We will name him/her Francois.

Danner

Ask and you shall receive.


The Assassin in the Crowd from massy and Vimeo.

Becks

Who needs Bonds when we now have Beckham.

I believe the hype.

Fools on TV

Joe Normal interviews at 2:16. I'm almost embarrassed to put this on here.

Due Date

Buxton to Normal

Tennis Star

New Baby Finally Here!

Funny

Congrats on your new baby.

Vintage

The 1993 HLA Video Yearbook is showing over at our sister blog for a limited time only.

Hammer Time

Dunking in 1994 from massy and Vimeo.

Acrobatics

Acrobatics from massy and Vimeo.

I Was Clearly Shoved

Shoved off the Ski-Lift from massy and Vimeo.

Not Again for a 100 Years

07-07-07

Huge

USA! USA!

These colors don't run.

We invented the hot dog, dog.

Roids

On Vacation

Here's one of our vacation photos.

Cup o' Joe

Question

Which condiment belongs on a hot dog? Ketchup, mustard or both. There is a right answer.