Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Family Normal Lite

We are pleased to announce the creation of the Family Normal Lite. We are prepared to offer you just as many calories but in smaller portion sizes and in fewer meals. We will offer you, the Family Normal Nation, a lighter, richer albeit less frequent selection of the finest the Normal Family has to offer. We here at the Family Normal want to thank you for your loyal support over the past year and a half. As always we will still be here but just less... And please remember to tip your waitress as you file out.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where do you think you are? France? You can't go on vacation! This is the land of 24-hr Walmarts. We demand service!

Anonymous said...

Noooo!

Anonymous said...

Weak and ABnormal.
Keep it heavy or shut it down.
Very disappointing.