Sunday, June 17, 2007

Extortion

It appears that the upcoming film festival has brought the shady characters into town. The following is a text message I received today:

"Talkd 2 ivan. NFFF will b sabotaged unless russian oil thru Djbt. ansr 24
hr."

As it is well known by all our relatives here at the Family Normal, we don't negotiate with terrorists. The show will go on but we must stay vigilant. Please report any suspicious activity.

4 comments:

Stacy said...

Who do you negotiate with?

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The Normals said...

Not with terrorists.

Anonymous said...

We were plan to sabotaging your Yankee film showing, but you're Yankee films are too pathetic to needing sabotage. We will crushing you.

The Normals said...

Snap.