Saturday, August 30, 2008

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Sunday, August 10, 2008

The Underwear Man

Running in Djibouti: Underwear Man

I know exactly who she is talking about in this article. I always wanted a photo of him for this site.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Brush with Greatness (depends on how you define greatness)

Thanks Ed for helping out our stranded boat on Detroit Lake last week.

Ed had just talked with Obama a couple days earlier. Ed is the liberal answer to Rush Limbaugh.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Juice


A killer is on the loose in my hometown!

I wonder if his girlfriend can get life insurance.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

NBA Rigged

I've been saying the NBA has been rigged for years... now we have an insider saying the same thing. I always said it was about extending series for ratings purposes.

Tim Donaghy told authorities in a four-page letter released Tuesday that two officials conspired to fix the outcome of a 2002 playoff series and influenced several other post- and regular-season games.

I knew the Kings got robbed in 2002.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Family Circus


"Daddy, I want to vote for David Enchilada."

-Jane Normal, 5-6-08

Friday, May 02, 2008

Andy Bernard's Xterra

If you're in the market for a used SUV. Andy Bernard's 2001 Xterra now owned by Dwight Schrute is being sold on eBay. I might bid on it. Here it is.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Just the good ol' boys



A lot of you might not know this, but Joe roomed with John Schneider during the one year he attended Jamestown College. They were two peas in a pod, those two. Made their way the only way they knew how. T'was just a little bit more than the law would allow.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

99 Point Word

Thanks to unasked's 99 points, Joe's winning.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris

Don't bother if you are trying to find Chuck Norris. You won't find him... but he'll find you.

You need to click I'm Feeling Lucky.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Cinderella's Dead

False Alarm

Still waiting for you to propose Brad.

The Knot

Congratulations to Brad and Angelina. I'm sorry I couldn't be there on your big day.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Stephen Curry

I love this guy. (Not in a romantic way)

Monday, March 24, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

CD White

Chad Daniels is on Comedy Central tonight at 10/ 9 Central.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Ski-U-Mah



We are great. In your face, Wisconsin!

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Mujahadin

Here's a photo of me of when I fought with the Northern Alliance a few years ago in Afghanistan. That's me fifth from the end on the left. (Click the photo to enlarge)

Friday, March 07, 2008

The right man for the job.


If any would-be summer employers are out there doing background checks on Joe in cyberspace, I can assure you that he is clean, a professional in every sense of the word. What’s more, B-school has fully equipped him to increase your organization’s bandwidth and leverage the strengths of your platform in paradigm-changing ways to create powerful synergies across organizational boundaries. Just look at the guy...

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Hilarious

Did someone die?

Best Quotes:
"I wasn't expecting to wake up on March 4th, which is his number... and have to deal with this loss"
"I asked Brett Farve into my heart."
"he was the best thing that ever happened to us."
"It's like losing part of your family."
"my heart stopped."

Sunday, March 02, 2008

New Episodes are coming...April 10


Dwight: I just feel like we need something more to acknowledge when I make a sale.
Andy: Yes like a chime or a bell...
Dwight: Go to my car. Open the trunk. Inside you will see many pelts. Under the smallest one is a case. Inside that case is a bear horn. Bring it to me.
Andy: Yes!

Too Much Fun and Games

It was a rough weekend.

Moss & Culpepper Again

Thursday, February 21, 2008

A side of fava beans and a bottle of Chianti

My fifteenth favorite movie of all time: Dumb and Dumber

I hope you're happy now Buxton.

For the top 14 click here.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Great Maze

Click here to check out this online maze. I couldn't get past the fourth level. Make sure you turn the volume up to get the full experience.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

New Gopher's Stadium

The video is a bit long. We Gopher fans have been suffering even longer.

Gophers Recruiting Class Ranked 16 Nationally
"In all, Brewster's 2008 class includes seven four-star prospects (on a scale of five), according to Rivals.com rankings, and will finish in the Top 25 nationally. By comparison, from 2002-2007, the Gophers signed only four four-star recruits total and had an average national ranking of 54."
-Star Tribune

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Unbelievable

Re: NKOTB

Just in case anyone tuned out during the 90s and missed the New Kids On The Block, 98 degrees, 'N Sync, and the Backstreet Boys, here's a nice little summary of all of their collective works:

Monday, January 28, 2008

Monday, January 21, 2008

Prince Akeem Loves Eli Manning


Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big “H”. It was a most ripping victory. -Prince Akeem

Sunday, January 20, 2008