Crack Kills

US Americans

Family Normal

Family Griffin

Feces on a Stick

Gone Fishing

Family Circus

"In the beginning God created the Heavens and the earth.
Thing 1 and Thing 2."

-Thor (He thought the reference was Thing1 and Thing 2)

Intl. English

You got to love those Germans.

Tired

It's that time of year again

RIP

I Want an Oompa Loompa Now!

Junk Bonds

Or my favorite headline from the New York Post: ‘SULTAN OF SYRINGE’

Fraud

QB Sneak

It was more than "inches", but it was still a QB sneak.

A-Rod

500 Homers. What an impressive stat.

Crazy

Family Normal Lite

We are pleased to announce the creation of the Family Normal Lite. We are prepared to offer you just as many calories but in smaller portion sizes and in fewer meals. We will offer you, the Family Normal Nation, a lighter, richer albeit less frequent selection of the finest the Normal Family has to offer. We here at the Family Normal want to thank you for your loyal support over the past year and a half. As always we will still be here but just less... And please remember to tip your waitress as you file out.

KG

So long. It's been fun. I wish you could stay around.

Video Scratch N' Sniff

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