Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Juice


A killer is on the loose in my hometown!

I wonder if his girlfriend can get life insurance.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

NBA Rigged

I've been saying the NBA has been rigged for years... now we have an insider saying the same thing. I always said it was about extending series for ratings purposes.

Tim Donaghy told authorities in a four-page letter released Tuesday that two officials conspired to fix the outcome of a 2002 playoff series and influenced several other post- and regular-season games.

I knew the Kings got robbed in 2002.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Family Circus


"Daddy, I want to vote for David Enchilada."

-Jane Normal, 5-6-08

Friday, May 02, 2008

Andy Bernard's Xterra

If you're in the market for a used SUV. Andy Bernard's 2001 Xterra now owned by Dwight Schrute is being sold on eBay. I might bid on it. Here it is.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Just the good ol' boys



A lot of you might not know this, but Joe roomed with John Schneider during the one year he attended Jamestown College. They were two peas in a pod, those two. Made their way the only way they knew how. T'was just a little bit more than the law would allow.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

99 Point Word

Thanks to unasked's 99 points, Joe's winning.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris

Don't bother if you are trying to find Chuck Norris. You won't find him... but he'll find you.

You need to click I'm Feeling Lucky.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Cinderella's Dead

False Alarm

Still waiting for you to propose Brad.

The Knot

Congratulations to Brad and Angelina. I'm sorry I couldn't be there on your big day.